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The Charmed Geek Code
created by: holyprincetomholyprincetom



CHARMED GEEK CODE
Example Code:
OS=FPi=FL++++VSr=VPaP=DC++DGl++S+++N+++CS+++US=FF=SP=W+++II+2.02
This is my code. I *heart* Charmed!

New School/Old School
OS+++ Seasons 1 and 2 were the best, it all started going downhill when Lyssie and Shannen started fighting
OS++ I like Seasons 1 and 2, but Season 3 was rockin’ too.
OS+ Seasons 1-3 for me! It’s all about Prue!!
OS= I like all the seasons equally.
OS- YAY Paige!! Season 4 onward was the best!
OS-- I really like the newer episodes, but Season 4 was such a bad transition
OS--- Fairy Tales and Mythology all the way! Season 5 rocked my world!
!OS Charmed bites my ass! Every season, every episode!
OS? Never heard of such a show?

Playing Favorites
Part 1, The Favorites

For your favorite character but an F in front of their code, for your favorite villain put a V in front of their code.

Characters:
Pr: Prue, Pi: Piper, Ph: Phoebe, Pa: Paige, L: Leo, C: Cole Turner, DaM: Darryl Morris, A: Andy Trudeau, DaG: Dan Gordon, J: Jenny Gordon, V: Victor Bennett, Pt: Patty, Gr: Grams, E: The Elders, Gl: Glen, Wy: Wyatt, Ba: Bane, El: Elise, JaD: Jason Dean, MeW: Melinda Warren, Sm: Sam Wilder, Ch: Chris Perry, JaS: Jack Sheridan
Did I miss anyone? Tell me.

Part 2, The Drool Factor
Tack this onto the F_ tag to show how badly you drool over your favorite character.
++++ I angst to hump this person, hardcore! Majorly bangable!!
+++ Sex on legs! This person burns the fire in my loins.
++ Well I wouldn’t do anything illegal, but I still find this person sexy.
+ They’re cute but I’m not thinking of them 24/7
Eew! *gag* Don’t make me vomit/laugh
= Not attracted, not ralfing (can also be used for characters of the wrong gender for drooling)

Favorite Villian
I know there’s a lot of demons of the week, but I kinda tried to think of a good list of major villains, reoccurring bad guys and important one-timers. If I missed any, let me know. Put a V in front of your favorite villain’s code. Also, the drool factor applies to villains as well.
Villains:
Bz: Belthazor, Bb: Barbas, ScE: The Source of All Evil, ScC: Source-Cole, QuP: Queen of All Evil Phoebe, Sx: Shax, CC: Crazy Cole, PaP: Past-life Phoebe, Sr: The Seer, Cr: The Crone, Wpi: Wendigo Piper, WPh: Woogy Phoebe, BPh: Banshee Phoebe, FPi: Fury Piper, VPa: Vampire Paige, NPr: Nathaniel Pratt, Tp: Tempus
Did I forget anyone? Let me know.

Die Die DIE!
Really really hate someone? Wish you could have seen them meet their horrible fate, dying slowly, painfully, and possibly in the rain? This is the part where you tell us. DPh Phoebe should die! Make sense? so D_ and use any one of the character abbreviations used above.
Next, use the level of + signs to show your level of hatred.
DPa+++ Paige is a really sad Prue substitute. I hope she dies a horrible death!!
DPa++ Long-lost sister my ass. If she died I would be a little happier.
DPa+ Ugh! They shoulda just forgotten about the Power of Three
Example: DDaG+++ shows that you absolutely wish that Dan was painfully mutilated and killed over and over and over again.

The Stuff
S++++ I own everything Charmed. The books, that fake Book of Shadows, posters, etc. You name it, I own it. Where are the damn DVDs!!
S+++ I have a couple things, but if the DVDs don’t come out soon I am going to cry.
S++ I own the books, and I would definitely buy the DVDs if they came out.
S+ Just the books, could care less about the DVDs
S= Um, I have a poster of Holly Marie Combs
S- Charmed has books out?
S-- People actually buy that Charmed crap?!
S--- I barely like Charmed, why on earth would I buy the merchandise too?!?
Note: Add a $ on the end if you're short on cash, so S++$ would mean you have a
medium-sized collection, but aspire to a big one.

Net Presence
N+++ I run a kick-ass site, I'm popular on the boards, and people beg to have their fic hosted by me.
N++ I might not be among the elite, but I get along pretty well.
N+ I have a tiny fansite, and I'm on some boards as well.
N= I lurk a few places maybe, but that's about it.
N- Message boards aren't the place for me.
N-- Dude, you losers! Go get a life!
N--- I <3 flaming! I <3 spam!
N? Charmed is on the internet? Whoa.

Conventional Shipping
(remember, my descriptions are just snarky guidelines for you, use the +/- as a degree system.)
CS+++ Piper/Leo forever! I even love Phoebe/Jason!!
CS++ Piper/Dan was sweet! I loved the Leo/Piper/Dan triangle
CS+ Conventional shipping is ok. I liked Prue/Bane alright.
CS= Conventional shipping works out all right sometimes, especially in the earlier seasons.
CS- Conventional? BAH! Dan was so greasy!!
CS-- NO! Phoebe/Cole made me wanna gouge my eyes out!
CS--- No way! It’s all slash for me!!
CS? What's a ship?

Unconventional Shipping
US+++ Give me the weirdest pairings you got, I'll love it. Mmm mmm Piper and Cole shoulda had a thing.
US++ Mmm, slash! It's my reason for living.
US+ Hey, in my perfect world Leo ended up with Phoebe
US= Eh, I like following the show.
US- Hey, who are we to decide what's best for the characters?
US-- Piper & Leo 4EVA!
US--- Slash sucks!
US? Wait, I still don't get it. What's a ship?

Fan Fic
FF+++ I read, I write, I'll sit in front of the computer for hours if its a good fic or my muse is with me.
FF++ I might have written one or two, and I read a fair amount.
FF+ I'll only read one every once in a while, and I've never written one.
FF= Fan fic is weird, although sometimes it's entertaining I suppose.
FF- Fan fic is weird. And ew, NC-17? Gross.
FF-- Get a life, people. It's a show.
FF--- I'm going to tell Kern on you!!

Spoiler Status
SP+++ I know the status of the season finale... and it's October!
SP++ Next episode is going to be awesome!
SP+ Hey, I heard this crazy rumor.
SP= If I hear something, I don't freak out, but it does ruin the surprise.
SP- Don't tell me anything!
SP-- AH! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ME!
SP--- You will burn in the fires of hell for telling me what’s gonna happen next!!!

Watching Habits
W+++ I watch an episode or more per day. Go tapes! Go TNT! Go Charmed marathons!
W++ I'll catch episodes on TNT when I have time.
W+ If I have some free time on the weekend, I'll put in a tape and watch a couple.
W= I don't really have enough time to watch episodes again.
W- I didn't catch all of them the first time around, so it's even harder to catch repeats.
W-- Wait, TNT shows repeats every day?
W--- I stopped watching after Paige was found. Cause what the hell was up with that?

Favorite Season
To include your favorite season include the roman numeral (this was the best way I could think to minimize confusion). So we all know... I, II, III, IV, V, or put X for I can't decide or I like them all equally. And to show your favorite versus your least favorite season, put a plus after your favorite and a minus after the season you really could have lived without. So an example: II+V-

Favorite Episode
OK, to include your favorite episode (you can find ep guides here or here) in your code, simply use the following system:
Morality Bites = 2.02 or 24.
Blinded By The Whitelighter = 3.11 or 55.
All Hell Breaks Loose = 3.22 or 66.
The Day The Magic Died = 5.15 or 103.

Are there any other fannish qualities that should be included in the Charmed Geek Code? Let me know.