* John-CrichtonŽ shoots at DRDs
* AnotherLameName takes jc's gun away
* John-CrichtonŽ wasn't using a gun
* DaemonStorm wants to know what JC was using lol
AnotherLameName> and just wwhat were you shooting with then?
* DaemonStorm can probably guess lol
* AnotherLameName covers her wanker eyes
John-CrichtonŽ> remember in OOTM when Rygel needed to go?
John-CrichtonŽ> that thing
* DaemonStorm guessed right lol
* John-CrichtonŽ now shoots at DVDs
* DaemonStorm wanks the wanker lol
AnotherLameName> leave my wanker alone!
AnotherLameName> my poor wanker
John-CrichtonŽ> hey that's mine!!
* John-CrichtonŽ takes back his wanker from ALN
AnotherLameName> nuh uh
DaemonStorm> lamey, you know you like it when i wank your wanker lol
AnotherLameName> yeeeeeeeeehaw
AnotherLameName> wank it baby
* John-CrichtonŽ scratches himself
* DaemonStorm wonders where JC is scratching lol
* DaemonStorm can guess that too
* AnotherLameName hands JC some anti - crab shampoo
Mote> Oh god lol
John-CrichtonŽ> but it's my legs guys
DaemonStorm> i know which one too lol
AnotherLameName> hehe, the middle one
John-CrichtonŽ> the.....right one?
DaemonStorm> the one im thinking is always the right one lol
AnotherLameName> right, if it is used right
John-CrichtonŽ> it's the big and hairy on......oh nevermind
Eryn Tzun> It also didn't lick cockpit, that came up when we were talking about planes once. Laughing Out Loud
Eryn Tzun> Errr didn't LIKE cockpit..
Eryn Tzun> I have a new insult now. Lick my fekking cockpit!!!
* Blackleatherchick says keep it up yotz i'll pee on your leg!
Blackleatherchick> O_O
Blackleatherchick> Bad Popup!!!
CaptainAlyCat> Yotz the only way you get loving is by your own five fingered friend
yotz> You remind me of my second, no wait, third wife or maybe forth. It was the one who was a trelk.
CaptainAlyCat> Yotz is Shatner!
PauWow> I think I has my first orgasm at 3 or 4 years old
* accapella takes ALy and CHI into the closet with her - and has her way with them!!!!
* accapella grins evily he, he, he !! 3;-)
ChiDoll> O_O woohooooooooo ACCA!!!
CaptainAlyCat> WOOHOO!
CaptainAlyCat> This closet smells like mouth balls
Rayne> okay just because i'm eating ice cream if you are going to talk aobut having an orgasm on yourself take it to PM
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* CaptainAlyCat pouncese herself as she walks in
Mote> Pouncese... is that french?
CaptainAlyCat> LOL MOTE
CaptainAlyCat> I just noticed the typo
EndersShadow> Pouncese, the language of pouncing
EndersShadow> or a way of describing someone who pounces, "Oh, don't mind CAC, she's Pouncese"
Ranganathan> "I know what a drannit is"
Ranganathan> "wanna come up to my room and see?"
PhantomComputer> Rang.. that would only work at a FS convention, eh?
Ranganathan> welcome to the 2002 edition of farscape chat
Ranganathan> i can see t shirts.... "I know what a drannit is"
Dainichi> Yensch is probably the yiddish word for frell or something.
* Lyme yensches daini dead
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* PhantomStark pounces Lyme, bursting through the door in a stripey orange blur, knocking Lyme's socks off.
* Lyme is sock-kocked.
Lyme> ER
Lyme> KNOCKED.
Lyme> I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel SOOOO much yummier
Lyme> ... ack, my boobs are wet.
Lyme> I should stop sneezing INTO my shirt.
ChiDoll> o_O why are your...oh...LOL!
Lyme> I have a habit of sneezing into my shirt so the germs don't spread everywhere. And so the keyboard doesn't get wet.
Mortaneous> Lyme... sneezing into one's shirt is definately the wrong way to get wet boobs...
Lyme> I know
* Lyme watches a tumbleweed blow across her cleavage.
* Dainichi wiggles her nose, yells "koodle-boppy" and another Crichton-clone in a loin cloth brings Lyme crack skittles and a Lucy Liu in a toga and chains.
Lyme> oooooooooo
Lyme> Sucking up to god, are we?
* Dainichi presents the clone to Lyme wearing nothing more then a red package bow...
Dainichi> Er, the clone is wearing the bow, not me.
* Visionz does the I have a angry penis dance
Lyme> It's angry?!
Filipina> eeeeewwwwww
Lyme> CHI! CHI! GET THAT ON YOUR QL!
Mortaneous> welcome to rivendale, Mr. Anderson
Dainichi> "How about, I give you the finger- *gives the finger* and you give me the one ring?"
AnotherLameName> wait wait.. if ya fart, lemme open my mouth first
AerynScully> ALN...did i blow you away with my manly fart?
AnotherLameName> it tasted great!
AerynScully> oh yeah, what did i have for dinner?
Lyme> You know, when you can fart in front of someone, and they don't flee the room, that they TRULY love you.
* Dainichi loves her Biology class..."*Biology teacher talks about...something* *students get bored and stare at the gerbil* *gerbil humps waterbottle*'
ChiDoll> my dog will walk ahead of you, turn his head around to watch you behind him, and smack into doorframes.
Lyme> LOL
Lyme> OMG, CHI! I'M YOUR DOG!
ChiDoll> LOL!!!
* BoobiePatutti snorts
Bloodwynd> Lyme: Your Chi's bitch?
Lyme> ROFL, Blood!
ChiDoll> <-- Dani's bitch! ^_^
BoobiePatutti> Damn right bitch! *snogs ChiChi*
* Lyme whispers, 'MANGO! Kitty outside!?' and hears her dog go runnin about to the windows.
* Lyme informs the mango that if she ends up in the same house as a kitty, eating the kitty will not be allowed.
* Lyme gets dog nose in the eye for her efforts.
* Dainichi distracts the room with...first, lemme check, we're all chicks, right?
AerynScully> ohhh crap, i think i just woke up my mom with that laugh
Lyme> well, talyn's not a chick, but he likes guys. Does that count?
Dainichi> Good enough.
* Dainichi pops in the tape of the porno with the guy who looks like Ben...I reedited it so the chick looks like Claudia!
* Lyme SNERKS WILDLY!
ChiDoll> wooooooo Daini!!
Lyme> DAINI!
Lyme> YOU ROCK!
BoobiePatutti> DAIN!
BoobiePatutti> LOVE YOU!
yotz> LOVE you too BoobiePatutti
CaptainAlyCat> He is so fresh
Lyme> The shippers shall forever hold you holy!
BoobiePatutti> ACK!
BoobiePatutti> Did yotz just say he loved me?
AnotherLameName> where are all the guys tonight?
* BoobiePatutti dies
* Lyme gets all drunk, stumbles around, slurring, 'Ah luuuuv you, man, no, really, AH LUUUV YOU!'
codeaddict> scared OFF by all the women ALN
Lyme> Chicks left to their own devices often get up to worse things than men.
CaptainAlyCat> WHo needs guys when you have sims
AnotherLameName> see what you girls do, run off the men!
Dainichi> *snerk* Its mostly girls in here, and we're acting like guys...
MistressDaemonStorm> who needs guys when you have snakes lol
AerynScully> we're acting like guys?
* Dainichi hands Lyme some of those party horn thingys
Lyme> Who needs guys when you have bananas...
* Lyme sticks em up her nose and blows.
AerynScully> speaking of too much info lyme
* Dainichi sticks party horns in her ears.
MistressDaemonStorm> they are smooth and cool, thats all lol
codeaddict> OR dildos
Lyme> rofl, you do realise I'm kidding?
Lyme> I'm not molesting fruit.
Lyme> Well, fruit other than myself.
AerynScully> i hope you at least freeze it first
AerynScully> wait wait..DS, you're getting a frozen banana dildo?
Dainichi> "You think she's that shallow?" "She was going down on me at the time!"
* Lyme snerks at DAin
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codeaddict> lol WHOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO A MEN
BoobiePatutti> Blooood!
BoobiePatutti> BRB
farx> ((((((((((((Blood)))))))))
* codeaddict tacklehuggles BLOOD
MistressDaemonStorm> (((((Blood)))))))
* AnotherLameName tackles blood!
Bloodwynd> Hey Boobie!
ChiDoll> hihi Blood!!! *giggles* :) :)
Lyme> Welcome to the estrogenized version of #farscape, Blood
AerynScully> hey blood, welcome to cucumbers anon
CaptainAlyCat> Ducks?
CaptainAlyCat> We have ducks
Lyme> ducks?
Dainichi> AFLACK!
Lyme> What are we going to do with ducks?
AnotherLameName> from gorses to ducks?
AnotherLameName> oops horses
Dainichi> Feed them to the horses.
MistressDaemonStorm> i love those gorses lol
Lyme> You know, my mom used to think that dog was saying 'Affleck', as in Ben Affleck.
CaptainAlyCat> Ducks quake
Lyme> gorses = When gooses and horses mate
AnotherLameName> we need some men hung like horses maybe
Lyme> Horses that quack and lay golden eeeggs.
MistressDaemonStorm> lamey, been there done that, bought the shirt
AerynScully> lyme. you know, i heard that?
AnotherLameName> ok, they must have skillz too... better ds
AerynScully> it was next to the article about pamela's boobs being real.
Lyme> heard horses that can quack?
* Dainichi must see Orange County! Jack Black says my favorite phrase of all time in the ad!
Dainichi> "Have you seen my pants?"
AnotherLameName> i hate burps that smell like hot dogs...
Lyme> they're better than the ones that taste like vomit...
KILNA> Oh yeah, I have good news... I'm in the process of buying my fist house!
BoobieAnoNuevo> lol
BoobieAnoNuevo> Fist house?
BoobieAnoNuevo> ><
KILNA> fist house? No, FIRST house
BoobieAnoNuevo> Ow!
sundance> Cool KILNA
BoobieAnoNuevo> LOL, that's great KILNA!
KILNA> I have no idea what a fist house is, but it sounds painful.
Visionz> fist house rofl
KILNA> Sounds like a euphemism for something uncomfortable.
* BoobieAnoNuevo giggles
Visionz> or something very comfortable.. you know if you are a woman and all
Visionz> :-p
Visionz> dunno if a house would fit tho....
KILNA> Yes. Yes. Isn't innuendo great.
nhfearme> Icesis has a dirty mind... i like that in a guy?
* Icesis looks down.....guy?!!?!?!?
Artist> that's the second time you've been taken for male
AerynScully> Icesis: MAN-WOMAN ...... Fosters: BEEEEER
DelvianPrince> BLOODY!!!!! LLLLIIIICCCKKKKKK
AerynScully> "bloody lick.." is certainly a phrase i never want to hear again
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