* ChiDoll thanks all that's holy that 'coming out' parties aren't done in her town. cuz, ergh.
Dainichi> DRUSILLA: Psst...We're gonna destroy the world. Wanna come?
Dainichi> The gay community should have coming out parties.
Dainichi> It'd be cool.
ChiDoll> now those kind of coming out parties would be cool. ^^
Dainichi> Yea. Drag queens, beer, disco music, ill fitting clothes
Dainichi> And that's just for the gay men.
Bandit69> GOD FUCKING DAMN!! THAT IS A HUGE ADAMS APPLE!!
Bandit69> oop
Lyme> what, bandit?
ArtistStudio> rotflmao!
Lyme> huh?
RamsesOHara> Bandit69, you are getting very excited
Bandit69> 'scuse my french
Lyme> I missed something
Lyme> what're you lookin at?
Bandit69> it's like he's got a toad in his throat
RamsesOHara> lol
ArtistStudio> lol
Lyme> Because, bandit, I keep hearing that with a HUGE southern accent
RamsesOHara> well good fucking heavens
Lyme> 'GAWWWWWD FUCKIN' DAAAAUYUMIT'
* Evan is threatened by the jiggling dildo.
Dainichi> ...how can Trinity and Neo have the sex?
Lyme> Well, Daini, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
Red Fraggle> He'll stick his plug in her neck?
PK-Psychologist> no necronomicons for dummies? WTF?
kink> ((((((((DNA))))))))) your fist on my list after I am through with acca hehe
* bg (bg@whxs.oduy.ksqq.qoul.this.chat.server) Quit ((signed off))
* Aangelhart drags One to pm for AADA
* one follows kicking and creaming
one> errr +S
one> lol
Aangelhart> yeah kicking and screaming....
one> COMPLETELY changes the meaning
Liz-Parker-Evans> omg, rofl
Aangelhart> creaming? OMFG
* Artist tucks in one's Freudian slip
one> +S
one> stupid keyboard
one> lol
JustPlainLisa> LMAO
* one blushes big time
* Aangelhart looks away
Artist> hehehe - goes in Best Freudian Slips of #Slipscape
* bg (bg@jgbg.ugvw.ksqq.qoul.this.chat.server) has joined #farscape
* Aangelhart looks for Chi
bg> frell me dad.
bg> dead
Aangelhart> you here?
* ChiDoll grins
shaith> oh geez.
bg> Whoa!
less> poke her angel
* ChiDoll is always watching... *cackle*
Liz-Parker-Evans> ack, bg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shaith> they just keep on going
one> again
JustPlainLisa> whoa
bg> BAD typo...
one> oh my, i cant stop blushing
JustPlainLisa> LMFAO
Aangelhart> OMFG well One, its quoted LOL
shaith> first kicking and creaming...now frell me dad...
* one considers elaving
LJScaper> ChiDoll did she TELL you any quotes from ME?
LJScaper> because you know Aangel lies
shaith> I'm not autistic, ADD, ADHD, slow, retarted, or stupid, I'm just a sick fuck.
humansRsuperior> Ash, just keeping you on your toys
Ash42> on my toys?
Ash42> um
humansRsuperior> LOL! toes!
Ash42> how do you know about those?
Ash42> o.O
bg> that was the old saying, in the heyday of the British Empire... "the sun never sets on the British Empire"
Perfect-Tommy> poor brits
Moon> and they don't even tan
Aangelhart> OMG are we fucking muppets? where the hell is Code when you need her?
* Z-Bug (Z-Bug@neeo.mofh.puei.qoul.this.chat.server) has joined #farscape
Z-Bug> Sweet Mother of All That is Holy and Unscented...STILL having trouble with chat. Can anybody see me?
Shadow`Gryphon> no
SomDum4uk> no
Z-Bug> Am I still invisibubble?
Doctor-Rock> I cannot
Z-Bug> Waitaminnit...
Djinnyeh> you are invisible
Z-Bug> I think y'all are messing with me.
* DoctorWho pulls out the Zippo of Death (TM)
DoctorWho> This zippo and my facial hair do not always get along so well.... especially when freshly fueled....
Mote> Salome likes Kung Fu movies.
Mote> When are we getting married again?
Salome> Commercial. Lets snuggle.
* justRed-dammit spews her DR. Pepper...OMG!! Bandit warn me when you're gonna start lickin' my armadilla!!! I felt the folds shiver that time!
Mote> Nothing lightens the mood like a good old prison rape joke
* justRed-dammit pulls down bandit's pants... there ya go franny.... short and funny
humansRsuperior> oh dear. I'm really losing it now. :)
codeaddict> oh great I killed chat
humansRsuperior> Codeaddict is only loose in Chat
codeaddict> yes everywhere else I'm tight
Drock> Cree craw toads foot
codeaddict> uh... that came out really BADLY
humansRsuperior> so I'm not the only one who hits the enter key, THEN thinks?
Perfect-Tommy> you know that's going to end up on a website somewhere code
Fianna-Garou> I'm gonna go spend the next week with my boyfriend, yes, we're both nightowls, but this is insane
Zan> have a nice time
Zan> i hear the real world is nice this time of year
Aangelhart> omg Michael jackson is fucking on the radio
Aangelhart> um ok, he isnt actually *doing* that
Aangelhart> oh great
Bandito69> i prefer panties
Rexisadog> hairy butt and thong does not work
Bandito69> they don't ride up as much
Rexisadog> I am a conservative republican christian who dresses up in fishnets and a pushup bra
Bandito69> tool and pink frillies...two great tastes that taste great together
Memphis> "i'm gonna strap on a bow tie and run naked into the street while wistling fur elise." "yeah...ass to the weirdness, dude."
Lyme> HOLY FUCK! I AM JUST SO EXCITED ABOUT THE AMAZING CLEANING POWER OF OXYCLEAN I JUST SHIT MYSELF!
Rehanna> But I never swallowed!
dreamer> poor Drache
Drache> just. ..not going there
* Bandit69 whirs away from codeaddict in his hoverchair before he can be pokeed
dreamer> Bandit's doing the Hokee pokee on a hoverchair? wtf?
Ranganathan> at one point i knew the name of that thing in the back of our throat
humansRsuperior> epiglottis
Ranganathan> showoffs
GlottalStop> Uvula.
EndersShadow> by the uvula?
* Megablorf uses a glottal stop to hold the door open
Ranganathan> Uvula?
EndersShadow> or = uvula?
Ranganathan> Vuvla is at the other end
Ranganathan> vulva?
EndersShadow> no, know what vulva is, this is uvula
humansRsuperior> lol, Rang, you're gonna get yourself in a Chi QL with that
* Corsair15 runs his fingers through his hair "Naaappy". And today was a shampoo day!
Corsair15> Always... i look like a fucking amish werewolve
Craiggers> Oh my god, an orgy is breaking out
codeaddict> breaking out? I heard that everytime I'm here there's an orgy
codeaddict> I forgot who told me that though... hrm
less> lol codey you are the orgy;)
Craiggers> You have that power - must be awkward at family functions
Lyme> fightclub my fandom icons
Lyme> 'my fandom's not a threat to you'
Lyme> 'my fandom found cigarettes'.
ChiDoll> my fandom's dildo jiggles
ChiDoll> my fandom bumps the dresser. my fandom wants to have your abortion. my fandom hasn't been fucked like that since gradeschool...
Lyme> My fandom is Jack's smirking revenge
ChiDoll> my fandom crashes bicycles
Lyme> My fandom is a clever table in the shape of a yin-yang
ChiDoll> my fandom gives lye kisses
Lyme> 9 times out of ten, it's just an electric razor, but every now and then... my fandom is a dildo
Lyme> MY FANDOM IS NOT A BEAUTIFUL AND UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE
ChiDoll> my fandom wears rubber gloves during sex
Lyme> MY FANDOM IS THE ALL SINGING ALL DANCING CRAP OF THE WORLD
Evan> My fandom isn't how much money it has in the bank.
Lyme> My fandom wants you to hit it as hard as you can.
ChiDoll> my fandom HIT YOU IN THE EAR!
Evan> My fandom has experienced lye.
Lyme> Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you my fandom
ChiDoll> mmm lye kisses
ChiDoll> my fandom knew Bob
Lyme> In the fandom I see, people will wear leather clothes that will last them their entire lives
ChiDoll> my fandom has bitchtits!
Lyme> they'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that... well, you get the idea
Evan> My fandom debates as to whether give you the ass or the crotch as it passes you.
ChiDoll> my fandom attends support groups
Evan> My fandom is my power animal.
ChiDoll> my fandom sliiiides
Lyme> sliiiiiide
* J-Yo wanders back in
J-Yo> what was all that about?
DaKargo> I acted the asshole
J-Yo> well, thats nothing new.
Copperblue> Apparently Demi Moore is hot in the new Charlie's Angels movie, Hoggle.
SomDum4uk> surgury and computer grafix do that to a girl
Louis> yes well I didn't believe my friends when they said she looked fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine in it but she DOES
Copperblue> I need surgery and computer grafix then!
Copperblue> Would a pancreas removal make me hot?
Copperblue> Perhaps a splenectomy?
Hoggle> your inability to create bile makes you HOT!
* Copperblue makes notes about what's hot and what's not.
Copperblue> "The inability to produce bile is considered sexually appealing by most human males...."
* Louis covers his self looking around for spare clothes
* Djinnyeh hands louis a cat
Louis> uh no, clothes are much better
Djinnyeh> if you rub em reall hard the static makes them stick...
Louis> thanks anyway
Djinnyeh> or maybe it is the claws...
Louis> uh... no no thank you
codeaddict> I use a lot of lotion chichi
Shadow`Gryphon> he's just a little brown nosing shit eating bitch anyway
Perfect-Tommy> hey that reminds me
Perfect-Tommy> what's the difference between a brown noser and an ass kisser?
Perfect-Tommy> depth perception
Louis> ChiDoll at least he's not humping your leg right?
ChiDoll> oh christ, don't give him ideas
Louis> although with that said, would you mind if I humped your leg?
Louis> lmao teasing ChiDoll
ChiDoll> oh, since Aangel isn't here you wanna hump mine? *snerk*
Louis> HEY wait a MINUTE
Louis> I don't hump Aangelhart's leg
ChiDoll> what happened to spanking the monkey? ;)
Louis> oooooooooooh I'll spank your monkey
* ChiDoll hasn't got a monkey ^_^
Louis> ok so I didn't mean for that to sound like THAT
ChiDoll> and thank goodness, i add to that
Louis> DAMN I'm sleepy
Aangelhart> s'ok Lou i will come at your funeral
Aangelhart> OMG *to
Aangelhart> I meant to
Aangelhart> damn it
franscape> who's dying?
Aangelhart> fuck
Louis> you can flash fuck in here?
ChiDoll> utoh, i got Aangel's muppet in trooouble with mommy ;D
* ChiDoll notices Louis went strangely quiet
Aangelhart> LOL yeah
Aangelhart> wonder why
ChiDoll> Louis, you out spanking your monkey? ;)
* Louis shits his lip
Louis> uh BITES
Louis> DAMN typos!!!
Klugermann> You have a dog named fufu? What breed is he? The bald Chinese Crested dog?
Predator-Of-The-Undead> it's a pitbull
Klugermann> You have a fighting dog, dog killer dog pitbull named fufu?
Predator-Of-The-Undead> yes
Predator-Of-The-Undead> I love Fufu
kpr> You'll find songs about masterbation, songs about group sex, and songs to masterbate by!
Shinxon> ok someone needs a girlfriend lol
Shadow`Gryphon> and who would that be ?
kpr> no thanks.....i like boys too much
Mote> I'll be your girlfriend Kpr
Mote> Of course, Im a guy
Mote> But I can pretend
kpr> you wear the dress and i'll wear the bow tie and cufflinks?
Mote> If thats your kink, Im all for it
kpr> it's sick and yet oddly intrigueing
Fianna-Garou> there WAS a moment...when he first does the superman thing, and there's the drama pose in the sky...and...it pans around and up...and...I have this
Fianna-Garou> 'Oh SHIT...this strikes me as SOOOO Harry Potter and Quidditch!"
Aangelhart> ;p;
Louis> oh yeah Aangelhart tongue ME!!!
Aangelhart> LOL
* Louis yells nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ChiDoll's HERE
Louis> DAMN
Oziscififan> edible bikini wax! ol!
Aangelhart> +l
ChiDoll> y'know, if it weren't for a few certain people, i'd have no QL to speak of.
Oziscififan> QL?
less> thanks ozi i wonder that too
Aangelhart> quote list aka showing how dumb you can be
ChiDoll> Quote List
less> ah ok
Louis> Aangelhart you know it WELL right?
* Louis waits for the belting
less> hmm i think i may have made it once
Aangelhart> totally, I was fucking muppets at one point
Caspiel> Other parts of the body, when lubing is needed, produce mucous; so why do ears produce wax?
Louis> so no pushy commentary?
Louis> I sooooooooooooooooooo LOVE the pushy
Aangelhart> ok Lou is drunk, means I win
Louis> I'm not drunk though
Louis> I'm just enjoying pushy
Louis> what's WRONG with enjoying PUSHY?
* Aangelhart is STILL staying away from that convo
Louis> ooooooooooooh Aangelhart why are you afraid of pushy?
Louis> you know if you pet it, it'll PURR
Louis> loooooooooooooooooooves getting petted
Aangelhart> omg
Aangelhart> so anyway, my exchange in going well
Louis> NO lets pet the pushy
Aangelhart> no
Aangelhart> lets talk butterflies
Louis> we can DO it together Aangelhart
Louis> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Aangelhart> lol
Bandit69> O.o
LouisNOTGettingAny> angel in Heaven: "How'd you die sir?" Louie: "You see this woman I've known finally SAT of my lap and I died of happiness."
[02:43] GypsyJr427: *snickers at Christianity being described as "the Jesus fandom"*
RadiantAeryn> My mother used to tell me if I wasn't nice to my dolls they'd come alive when I was asleep and kill me.
RadiantAeryn> Dying more than once would suck
RadiantAeryn> I mean like...Highlander kinda thing. Die a million times. And some where around 4,000, you're thinking..."Aw, not this agian"
RadiantAeryn> Only you'd spell it correctly.
Lyme> I dunno what, but something just seems vaguely off
Lyme> as if someone moved all the furniture in the room just 1 inch to the left and didn't tell me
* Kay rubs fegs head
LastSojourn> does that work? i've always wondered
ally> rubbing someones temples usually puts them to sleep
ally> especially babies if they will let you'
LastSojourn> i'm more interested in attackers... since someone tried to get into my apartment last week... i think i'll just say, "hold on, let me rub your temples..." :)
ally> dont think it works that way
TitsyMcClure> He shaved his pubic hair once. I hated it.
* TitsyMcClure pulls that out of the air after the conversation is over
Lyme> bet he hated it too when it started growing back.
Red Fraggle> I bet that was itchy
Lyme> lol
TitsyMcClure> *rofl* It looked stupid.
Lyme> Yeah
Lyme> male genetalia shaved generally looks really really absurd.
TitsyMcClure> Hairy legs and then a big patch of stark white skin with an elephant trunk. I mean...
Lyme> LOL
ChiDoll> oh god
Red Fraggle> Ow my nose ow
* Lyme falls off her chair laughing
* Red Fraggle snorted too hard
TitsyMcClure> lol
Lyme> elephant trunk omfgroflmao
Red Fraggle> Does it make noises
TitsyMcClure> Some times.
Red Fraggle> OWWWWW
TitsyMcClure> lol
* Red Fraggle hurts herself again
TitsyMcClure> STOP! STOP IT!
Lyme> Bug wants to know why you're married to this guy roflmao
TitsyMcClure> I can't smile. My wisdom tooth coming in HURTS my cheek when I smile and I can't get it pulled becaue my husband is an ass!
ChiDoll> it... makes noise... *tries to imagine this*
TitsyMcClure> He wasn't an ass when I married him.
Lyme> *trumpets like an elephant*
ChiDoll> O.o
Red Fraggle> All I can think of is a penis lifting it's little head and going "ROAAAR"
Aangelhart> I had sex with a plant for you
Aangelhart> well, not for you
Aangelhart> more for the plant
* Red Fraggle I wanna [Patsy Cline - Back In Baby's Arms] - (2:07/128kbps) you like an animal
TitsyMcClure> She wants to Patsy Cline me like an animal. *swoon*
Dainichi> I got kicked out of Girl Scouts for eating a brownie.
AerynScully> dude, as a kid.. you were a tiny blonde boy
AerynScully> now you're a bald black man?
AerynScully> peace corps changes you, huh?
bg> I'm the white guy, there...
Lyme> Do you know what would make a really awesome band name?
Lyme> PORNO EXPLOSION.
Lyme> Seriously.
Dainichi> ...
Lyme> They could tour with Hand Solo.
Dainichi> lol
Dainichi> hey...I know people who are musical!
Dainichi> I must try to form a band now.
Lyme> oh nooooooo lol
* Lyme needs to learn how to play an instrument solely for the purpose of forming a band called 'porno explosion'
Dainichi> I'm gonna make a band named Hand Solo, fuck yeah.
Lyme> I'll learn an instrument, since I can't sing for shit
Lyme> and... uh... I'll wear Kiss makeup. YEAH!
Dainichi> Yay!
Lyme> And get lots of egg yolk and fashion my hair into a giant questionmark.
Dainichi> I need a keytar player.
Lyme> CALL BEN FOLDS!
Lyme> Porno Explosion's first single, "My tapeworm is still hungry" coming to you sometime in the near future
Lyme> I'm trying to flush the toilet, except I'm looking for a fucking lightswitch to do it for a full 10 seconds before I realise what I'm doing
Lyme> I swear to god normal people do not have these problems
TitsyMcClure> SEE? ASS LICKING
TitsyMcClure> Told ya so.
TitsyMcClure> I wish I could get my head that far between my legs
Lyme> our society has 'large chunks of homophobia in it'
Lyme> sounds like a cereal
Lyme> NEW!
HyperKinetic> Mmm, homophobia chunks
Lyme> AMERICULTURE! Now with more chunks of homophobia
Lyme> Jesus I'm losing it. First, trying to find the light switch to flush the toilet last night. Tonight, I'm trying to put febreeze away in the fridge.
Lyme> lol, you laugh but I'm standing in the kitchen going '... did I just put the febreeze in the frigerator?'
TitsyMcClure> http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=claim_a_clit
TitsyMcClure> CHI! Go claim my clit.
ChiDoll> omg
ChiDoll> seriously? *giggle*
TitsyMcClure> YEAH!
* ChiDoll cackles and runs off to
Lyme> shh don't tell your husband
TitsyMcClure> *snerk* Not like he knows where it is.
ChiDoll> *dies*
Lyme> Although you might have to explain one day why it has 'property of chichi' written on it
TitsyMcClure> He won't miss it if it's safely tucked away in Chi's pocket.
* Ken-from-Chicago sees teacher holding up doll, ''ok kids, see where i'm touching the doll? that's a bad touching place ... yes, becky sue?'' ''if it's bad touching place, how come doll is smiling?''
TitsyMcClure> I just got smacked in the face with a 4x4 of muse