Hoggle> i know in the end.. i will come to this big gate.. then some being will stand before me and hand me a scantron and number two pencil and a sheet with alot of questions about life.. and i'll be all "umm.. sorry, i wasnt really paying attention down there.."
Lyme> fuck you all, I'm getting cremated!
Lyme> or maybe, juiced.
Lyme> That would be cool.
Evan> Aww, this thing's not going.
Evan> Or...
Evan> There it is. Slowly.
GypsyJr> Mine took all day.
GypsyJr> But I'm on crappy dial-up
* Evan has been spoiled by college T3s.
Red Fraggle> Yes, yes you are.
* Red Fraggle scowls at Evan.
GypsyJr> When I was your age, we didn't have no fancy T1 lines! We had to WORK for our downloaded porn!
GypsyJr> *ahem* Never mind
* Evan snickers.
Evan> "The internet was uphill! Both ways! Through ten feet of copper wire!"
Red Fraggle> I still have to work for my downloaded porn. *SCOWLS at Evan again*
ChiDoll> when i was your age, we didn't do this fancy 'porn downloading' business! we had to make it ourselves!
GypsyJr> *snort*
Red Fraggle> ..that sounds like more of a plus than a minus, chichi
GypsyJr> Soemone better be quoting this
Rexisadog> pokes Lyme
* Lyme bites off Rex's finger
Rexisadog> well that was not nice
Rexisadog> threatens Lyme with a makeover....lol
Lyme> You cannot scare me
Lyme> I've seen the darkness and horror that lurks within the human soul!
Lyme> My parents visited this weekend -_-
* I (I@m172.l198.this.chat.server) has joined #Farscape
PunkOMama> hey I
I> hi
I> i had sex today
I> i'm in a good mood
I> :)
PunkOMama> congrats
I> ty
I> i'm so drained
Aangelhart> <<< one of seven
Rexisadog> a lot of kids
Aangelhart> no TV in those days Rex
Daini> ...dude. There was just a Brawny ad with the two different Brawny men talking and watching a soap. And the new one is gaaaay.
Daini> Agh, I just slashed the Brawny guys
Bug> I once found Green Giant/Brawny Man slash.
Daini> Damn you Monty Python and your cementation of lumberjacks as being kinda fruity
DoctorRock> AHHHH
DoctorRock> AHAHHAHAAHHHAHAAHAHHAHAA
DoctorRock> help us
DoctorRock> oh my giddy aunt
Lyme> to the tune of '1 little indian!'
Lyme> one little two little three little ninja dudes, four little five little six little ninja dudes
ST-TECH> where's Barb?
ShadowWolfe> we ate her
ST-TECH> you did?
ShadowWolfe> yeah pk wanted a newbie q but we had no newbies to q
Pk> Yep
ShadowWolfe> so we q'd barb
Rexisadog> the more I am in the sun the more indian I become....scalped three neighbors last July
TitsyMcClure> ERYN!
Eryn Tzun> wr0d
Eryn Tzun> TITSEH!
TitsyMcClure> :)
Eryn Tzun> T(.)TS3H
TitsyMcClure> Boobs
ChiDoll> *snerk*
Eryn Tzun> i don't speak l33t but i like making things up
Eryn Tzun> Ch(.)d0ll
Eryn Tzun> the tit formula of leeting
Dainichi> I hate being seventeen.
* Dainichi kicks the year in the ass. BE SEPTEMBER ALREADY!
Lyme> yes
Lyme> and when you're 18
Lyme> you can help us vote bush out of office
Dainichi> I'm going to.
Dainichi> I'm also going to berate all of my friends into voting.
Dainichi> Because most of them are anti-Bush, too.
Dainichi> It seems like if you're a chick, you don't like Bush.
Dainichi> ...
Dainichi> I shouldn't talk.
ShadowWolfe> scapers don't panic, they get mad and have hissy fits that make CNN 4 times
SPrinkZ> Ragnarok is the norse interpitation of the apocalypse, no?
SPrinkZ> When giants will destroy the world?
SPrinkZ> Loki shall be set free?
SPrinkZ> Incest will run rampant, and it will snow for 7 years?
SPrinkZ> Or something like that? xD
merlyn> Yep and the world tree will fall
SPrinkZ> Yeah, I thought so.
SPrinkZ> Norse mythology is cool
merlyn> yea 3 great signs it will happen
merlyn> the cubs win the world series
merlyn> the new orlean saints win the superbowl
merlyn> and I have a steady girlfriend for more than a year
SPrinkZ> I believe the signs are, the most famous rapper being white, the tallest basketball player is chinese, and our world leader being an idiot.
SPrinkZ> Definite signs of the end.
RygelsFuzzyEar> ladies? home makers? moms with kids? a fellow scaper needs help. please give your guidance to a poor unmarried guy!
Lyme> Here's your advice: Pay for the abortion and next time use a damn condom.
RygelsFuzzyEar> i left two hot dogs in the microwave......over two hours ago. should i just reheat and then eat? or do i go to the hospital in a week that way?
RygelsFuzzyEar> umm...wow...thanks for the advice lyme. i'll remember that next time i cook a hot dog. use a condom.
NytAngel> vampirechild: dont let your mind wander... it is too little to be left alone
ChianaGray> its hard to watch ballet from the bouncing crotches
ChianaGray> sure, they hop across the stage boing boing and theres this bulging crotch right in the middle of it
ChianaGray> they're terribly distracting
Red Fraggle> Fetuses creep me the hell out.
ShadeDemon> yeah but they fry up like pork skins
Rexisadog> you are too much man for me
Lyme> YEAH
Lyme> *spit*
Lyme> *crotchgrab*
Lyme> *strut*
* Aangelhart saw pigeons having sex tonight, I took a pic, of course
Aangelhart> its true! she was sitting on his face
hugatree> like the day I came in and Jack had you covered in whip cream and on a slip and slide
codeaddict> um... what can I say. When I'm stressed out I like getting whip creamed and to get on a slip and slide.
Lyme> I went to target today and bought $23 worth of candy.
Red Fraggle> Holy shit, Lyme.
Lyme> I swear to GOD
Lyme> I have enough candy to feed an army here
Lyme> This is how a diabetic gets tore up.
* humansRsuperior breaks into Achy Breaky Heart.
humansRsuperior> take THAT, people!
* Miromi-kun gets up and walks around on his own accord on stubby plush pink feet, big eyes rolls about. He torments Lymu in her sleep, making her act all Paranoia Agent-like.
Miromi-kun> BWAHAHAHAHA.
Miromi-kun> I AM MIROMI, SATANIC PLUSH PUPPY FROM HELL!'
* Evan 's panties go PING!
Lyme> ugh I am sick of my head can I trade it in for a new one
Bug> Yes.
Evan> No, but I do have these lovely nipples for sale and/or trade.
Evan> It's a 2-for-1 special!
Lyme> o_O ew I don't want your nipples.
Lyme> WAIT! I CHANGED MY MIND!
* Lyme trades EVan an ovary for a nipple and sticks it in the middle of her forehead and calls it her 'third eye'.
Mortaneous> I would like to note that cheese curls are extremely flammable
* Bean recently replaced a porcelain crown that cracked several times with a gold crown, hidden way back in molars
Mortaneous> sad thing is.. you can buy Gold tooth cap kits online
* DivaDarko wants a platinum toof wif a diamond
* Bean wants a pyrex tooth with a mood stone
* Lyme changes topic to 'Sorry I couldn't come to work yesterday, boss, my cooter caught fire. It was biblical!'
HyperKinetic> SIFL AND OLLY BAD!
HyperKinetic> Just a couple of cockpuppets
HyperKinetic> ... I mean, sockpuppets
* _ is now known as TheIncredibleSulk
TheIncredibleSulk> Don't make me sad. You wouldn't like me when I'm sad
GypsyJr427: Agh, stupid attacking plotbunnies. Mine are ALWAYS on crack.
GypsyJr427: IT's like I got the plotbunny farm next to Chernobyl.
PKChiChi: *cackle*
PKChiChi: any of em got two heads? :>
GypsyJr427: I think some of the crossovers might
RedFraggle> I posed my Crichton figure too much and he lost his hand.
RedFraggle> I posed him feeling on Aeryn's boobs too much
RedFraggle> And the DRDs watched.
Dainichi> Jeff's defining feature is his beard. Because it grows curly, so it looks like he went down on a girl and it just...stuck.
Bandit69> i traditionally wash after wiping Rex
Bandit69> uhm...
Bandit69> i mean
Bandit69> i traditionally wash after wiping, Rex
Valkurja> yesterday, i had to hide the guns becuz g-ma was gonna shoot g-pa
Dainichi> I think if I had less scientific knowledge, I'd be more prone to doing stupid crap.
Dainichi> Like, I've got a candle lit.
Dainichi> And I felt a fart coming. And I thought about putting it near my ass.
Pk> What are we destroying and can I come?
Hoggle> they should make a movie with steven segal and chuck norris that takes like 30 years to film.. then like.. not show it ever..