Dainichi> Andrew's college friends are fuckin' weirdos
ChiDoll> in a bad way?
Dainichi> Well, no
Dainichi> They're just weird
Dainichi> If they were weird in a bad way, that'd mean their weirder than me
Dainichi> And I'd be afraid for his safety if he hung out with anyone like that
* Mike random quote "uh uh, no spooning, spooning leads to forking"
Evan> http://justjared.blogspot.com/2005/08/scandalous-renova-toilet-paper-ads.html
Evan> Premium toilet paper.
Lyme> scandalous toilet paper ads?
Fraggle> Is it made of silk or something?
Evan> It's BLACK.
Lyme> but how can you tell if you got everything wiped good enough if the toilet paper's black?
Evan> I know!
Fraggle> Why are they getting it on in the crapper?
Fraggle> Heh, that's what I was wondering
Fraggle> You're not gonna be able to make sure you don't streak up your pants if the paper's black.
Lyme> NO SEX IN THE BATHROOM AFTER 11 PM
Fraggle> And isn't colored toilet paper supposed to be bad for you?
Fraggle> I remember hearing something about that awhile ago
Lyme> who the fuck uses sex to sell ass-wipe?
Lyme> unless it's anal sex?
Evan> These guys do.
Fraggle> Or you're a poo fetisher
Evan> I like how there's a crapper in each of those photos.
Evan> "We have sex on the toilet!"
Evan> [insert scat remark here]
Lyme> also, who has a bathroom that big? Honestly
Lyme> I will never buy anything from a company who uses the tagline 'toilet paper and pleasure'
* Lyme is now known as SexToilet
* ChiDoll is now known as ToiletSex
SexToilet> ROFL
* ToiletSex has porcelain sex with another toilet
ToiletSex> *clinkclinkclinkclinkclink*
* SexToilet spews forth pornagrahpy
Fraggle> Jeez. 1 roll is €2.50
ToiletSex> damn O.o
SexToilet> I/m laughing too hgard to type right
Fraggle> http://www.renovaonline.net/black/index.html?lmd=38545.531343
SexToilet> FLUSH ME, FLUSH MY HARD
Fraggle> and a 6 pack is €6
retro> your hard?
SexToilet> I mean, flush me hard
ToiletSex> xD
Fraggle> Who the fuck pays that much for something you wipe your ass with
SexToilet> too busy laughing to type coherently
ToiletSex> *copypastecopypaste* >.>
SexToilet> black toiletpaper
SexToilet> for goths
SexToilet> I'm so goth my toiletpaper is black, too
Fraggle> What if the dye rubbed off?
SexToilet> TOILETPAPER SHOULD NEVER BE FASHIONABLE
Fraggle> You'd have a black eye
SexToilet> HAHAA
Fraggle> I'm looking for a phrase on google, and I a random link it gives me, "Lyme disease: an exercise in nailing jello to a wall"
Lyme> YES
ChiDoll> heeee Sept 19 is Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Lyme> pssssh
Lyme> there's no talk like a ninja day
Lyme> BECAUSE NINJAS ARE TOO COOL FOR THAT
ChiDoll> makey one!
Lyme> sides, ninjas don't talk
Lyme> they sneak around and shit
Lyme> and they know ancient stuff
ChiDoll> hrm. true.
Lyme> and have lots of fun fucking shit up
ChiDoll> make a 'sneak like a ninja' day?
Lyme> NIIIIIIIINJA OF THE NIIIIIIIIIIGHT
ChiDoll> or 'ninja like a ninja' day.
Lyme> to be followed by 'walk like an egyptian' day
ErynTzun> Hyper is gonna get BANZOR'D
ErynTzun> and reported to LJ for harrasment if he so much as attempts what he claims.
retro> no banninatin'!
HyperKinetic> I'd get banzor'd if I put an Erynbooty pic on my LJ icon? :/
ErynTzun> banzored from my LJ
HyperKinetic> Ah
ErynTzun> and I will report you
HyperKinetic> No banninating I!
HyperKinetic> To the highest authorities?
retro> to the CIA?
HyperKinetic> To the NSA?
retro> to the DONALD?
ErynTzun> to the moon
HyperKinetic> Alice!
retro> one o'these days, eryn...
retro> BANG!
retro> TZUN!
* Dainichi (~daini@Chat4all-1B8302B6.satx.res.rr.com) has joined #n********
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Dainichi
Dainichi> I LIKE CEREAL
ErynTzun> I LIKE CHEESE
ChiDoll> I LIKE POTATOES
Lyme> oh, and george b ush LOVES black people.
ChiDoll> *snort*
ChiDoll> and i'm straight.
Lyme> AND I'M A GOOD CHRISTIAN
Lyme> AUGH FUCK DAMMIT ASS THE FLY IS GETTING SMARTER HE MADE ME HIT MYSELF
* ChiDoll snickers and copypastes >.>
Lyme> I had a feeling.
Lyme> Now everyone is going to know about how I've been tormented for the last week by an evil fly
Lyme> I'm sitting her like a tard clapping my hands trying to kill it and it flies right up at my face and I HIT MYSELF
Lyme> in the FACE
Lyme> and I'm thinking 'Ohh that's not smart' as my hand comes flying at my nose
retro> LMAO
retro> there's a fucking BEHOLDER on futurama
Lyme> a hoodywhat
ErynTzun> a Beholder is a D&D character
ErynTzun> monster
Lyme> oooh
ErynTzun> the funniest monster to me was the gelatinous cube
ErynTzun> one of our DMs put one in a pit
ErynTzun> so of course Skye had to go and get herself TRAPPED IN THE PIT
ErynTzun> rather than being careful where she stepped
Lyme> pit of despair?
retro> pit of jello
ErynTzun> a pit full of acidic cube
retro> kinky DM ya had, tzunny
ErynTzun> that was Arden
ErynTzun> he was evil and sadistic
ErynTzun> and he was NOT ALLOWED to watch the nature channel
ErynTzun> or that shit would turn up in the game
ErynTzun> ever fight 8 foot tall grasshoppers?
Lyme> I WANT A PONY
Lyme> no, wait
Lyme> I WANT A PWNY
Lyme> I just hear the word 'chicks' and automatically want to tack 'with dicks' on the end
Lyme> Freud would have an ORGASM with my head
Dainichi> Is October to early for Christmas themed fanfic?
Dainichi> Also, how old is Jayne? Or are we not told that?
ChiDoll> i dun think it's too early. hee. and... i dunno. i kinda assume mid to late twenties, though.
Lyme> eeeee.
Lyme> EEEEE!
Dainichi> Dang. Adam Baldwin is 43.
ChiDoll> O.o! he doesn't look 43.
Lyme> you know, the first time around, I missed noticing jayne HUGGING his gun when they went through reaver territory.
ChiDoll> rofl
Lyme> Yeah, well, neither does ben browder, does he?
Dainichi> Reaver Territory = skeery
Lyme> I have been, and still am, continuously tickled by the fact that Jayne = Animal Mutha.
ChiDoll> is he that old, too? no, he doesn't. wow.
Dainichi> ...Are you sayin'...they're witches?
ChiDoll> yes, they have had congress with the beast.
Dainichi> THEY'RE IN CONGRESS?
ChiDoll> *dies*
Lyme> ... she's in congress?
Lyme> HOW DID YOUR BRAIN EVER LEARN HUMAN SPEECH?
* Dainichi cries over the news of a Halo movie
Dainichi> WHY
Dainichi> WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE
Dainichi> If people want to know the story they can just PLAY THE DAMN GAME
Lyme> whee I have underwear again
Lyme> also they're on a mission to turn every video game into a movie
Lyme> I can't wait until PONG: IN 3-D comes out
Quasadu> oh dood, i would be the first one in line at the midnight showing
Dainichi> I wanna see the Pac-Man movie.
Quasadu> wearing my black teeshirt with a big white square on it
Dainichi> Or TETRIS!
Dainichi> Tetris: the movie!
Quasadu> yeah but i already know how it ends...
Quasadu> the rocket launches
ChiDoll> NO SPOILERS!
Quasadu> hehee
Quasadu> well i didn't say whether it was the little rocket or the BIG rocket!
* Lyme peers in from folding and snorks
Quasadu> and farnkly, i have a feeling they'd screw it up and do it in full color
Quasadu> the only way the tetris movie could be done right is if it is in pea-green
Lyme> I wonder which piece they're going to kill off
Lyme> my money is on the reverse-l
ChiDoll> nah, i bet the big square. *nod*
Quasadu> no way, square is useless... they can still make the sequel without sqaure. but you gotta have reverse-l
ChiDoll> Tetris II: Return of the... and i lost it.
Quasadu> obviously the STAR of the film would be straight line
Quasadu> he always comes through in a pinch
Lyme> but then when they surprise-kill the long rectangle off, everyone will scream and bitch and moan about that, and everyone will forget about the square dying
ChiDoll> i think you're projecting, there. lol
Dainichi> Hehe
* Quasadu agrees
* Lyme just takes things to the logical conclusion
Dainichi> So I'm guessing that Long Rectangle will be the comic relief while Square is the moral compass?
Quasadu> no no no, long rectangle saves the day when it looks like all is lost and the music just keeps getting faster and faster
Quasadu> obviously the comic releif is squat-t-shape
* Dainichi sniffles.
Dainichi> I miss them both.
* Quasadu offers his services groping whatever tits may require it
Lyme> y'know, I sometimes wonder. Why DO we have two, anyway?
ChiDoll> "you are such a boob."
Dainichi> In case one falls off.
Lyme> Is it like a failsafe in case one refuses to deploy when you jump out of a plane?
ChiDoll> in cases of twins? or... two husbands? i dunno.
Lyme> lol
Dainichi> I think it's more of a backup.
Dainichi> Humans have a lot of twos.
Lyme> 'main' and 'auxilary'
Dainichi> Eyes, ears, kidneys, tities, ovaries, kidneys, testiis
Dainichi> Feet, hands
Lyme> you said kidneys twice
ChiDoll> why don't we have, like, six? like lotsa other mammals?
Quasadu> well i've always wondered...
Lyme> YOU HAVE FOUR KIDNEYS?
Quasadu> ok not really but this is funny...
Dainichi> Cats and dogs have litters, so they've got as many nipples as they can have babies.
Quasadu> are some women right-tittied and some women left-tittied?
Dainichi> Most mammals only mate once a year, so they have litters.
ChiDoll> i'm ambititted.
Lyme> by that logic, humans should have no more than two at a time.
Dainichi> Humans can mate all year long, so they only have two titties.
Lyme> by that same turn, Quas, are men right or left balled?
ChiDoll> rofl
ChiDoll> Lymey...
ChiDoll> men have nipples.
Lyme> Cause I know I can't make either of my nipples hold a pencil.
Quasadu> oh yeah, i'm totally right testied
* Lyme snickers.
ChiDoll> xD
Dainichi> Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipples!
Lyme> nipples on men is funny.
Lyme> It just is.
Dainichi> I have ni nipples!
Lyme> they're so extraneous
Lyme> ... that line about my nipples holding pencils is going to end up on the QL, isn't it?
Lyme> sometimes, just sometimes, for no apparent reason, I get the urge to randomly shout 'CAPTAIN KIRK AND SPOCK FUCKING' at inopportune times.
Dainichi> I'm gonna walk into the main A-Kon lobby next year and shout "KIRK AND SPOCK FUCKING AT INOPPORTUNE TIMES"
HyperKinetic> Whachudoin?
Lyme> MAKIN SOCKS AND WATCHIN ANIME YAR!
HyperKinetic> YAR!
Lyme> YAR
ChiDoll> be they pirate socks?
Lyme> pssh no way, I only make ninja socks.
ChiDoll> rofl
ChiDoll> well, there was socks and yarring. hadta ask. :D
Lyme> YAR!
* Lyme always says yar.
Lyme> YAR(N)!
ChiDoll> *snork*
* Lyme is now known as YarnPirate
HyperKinetic> hehe
YarnPirate> and now I shall brush my tooth
YarnPirate> cause you know, pirates usually only have one or two good ones.
retro> don't forget to GARRRRRRRRGLE
Quasadu> speaking of shirts, got mah blue sun hoodie the other day :)
Lyme> yay blue sun
Lyme> now we can both be corporate whores of the future
Quasadu> yes!
Quasadu> i hope the future gets here soon so i can sell out!
Lyme> http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/36098595/2476195 EEEEE. HEHEHEHE.
Lyme> BEST ICON EVAR
Dainichi> Dude
Dainichi> If Jayne ever found that for real?
Dainichi> He'd cockslap Simon to death.
Dainichi> To prove a point.
Dainichi> "I HAVE A PENIS! *brap!*"
Lyme> simon wouldn't do that
Lyme> river would
Lyme> just to fuck with him
Dainichi> I'm almost betting River would and make it look like Simon did.
Lyme> cause, face it
Dainichi> Or Wash would.
Lyme> simon isn't creative enough to come up with 'put ribbons in his hair and kiss all the boys'
Dainichi> Because he'd think it was funny.
Dainichi> Haha
Lyme> god, that just gave me the mental image of Wash and River teaming up to Fuck With Jayne's Head.
Lyme> And Zoe would come into the room, go over to Simon, and go 'Uh, why are my husband and your sister over in the corner scheming and conniving?' and then he'd look up and they'd be all whistling innocently and shit
Lyme> and then you'd hear a loud bang down the hallway and hear Jayne yelling obscenities and they'd start snickering.
Lyme> And then Zoe would be all like, 'Oh, thank god, they're just doing mean shit to Jayne and my husband hasn't suddenly developed a taste for crazy teenaged girls, whew'.
Lyme> and then, soup in the hair, hoocha hoocha hoocha, LOBSTER.
Dainichi> lol
Dainichi> I wonder if Zoe and Wash were ever into kinky dress up pretend
Lyme> oh god
Lyme> oh god
Lyme> make the mental image go away
Lyme> please lord jesus
Dainichi> It'd be hillarious to see them responding to a random "THIS MAL, EVERYBODY UP!" call as a French Maid and a Dignified Man type
Lyme> WHY DID MY MIND HAVE TO PUT WASH IN A KINKY FRENCH MAID DRESS
Dainichi> Kay, I was thinkin' Zoe, but that's funny too
Lyme> zoe gets to be the man. LOL
Dainichi> I'd love to see Jayne staring at Zoe's ass while she's in the dress.
Lyme> I wouldn't, because that would mean his death would be iminent.
Dainichi> "*LEER*" "*MULE KICK*"
Dainichi> Yeah. Zoe is the man there.
Lyme> 'I can hurt you!'
Lyme> I can just imagine Wash going, 'Uh, honey? Why do I have to wear the dress?'
Lyme> and then 'Okay, fine, but then you have to be the pool boy! >_<'
Lyme> hooray for fucked up gender roles!
Dainichi> Haha
Dainichi> I just realized the unintenional hilarity about writing a fic about VidWave-sex in a cock pit
Dainichi> Because it's a COCKPIT
Dainichi> IT'S A PIT FOR COCKS HAGULAHUAGULA
Djinnyeh> i need a cool knife
Djinnyeh> and a boyfriend
Djinnyeh> or at least a nice vibrator
Dainichi> My dad and I were joking about the Enterprise (the real one, not the shitty one with the guy from Quantum Leap) crew taking on the crew of Serenity
Dainichi> And in our version, Kaylee and Scotty hook up, and then Kirk and Mal fight under the assumption that each has kidnapped the other's techie
Dainichi> And during the fight, Mal and Kirk go mano-a-mano and both lose their shirts, and Jayne kills three redshirts at once.
Lyme> awesome.
Lyme> actually, mal would prolly lose his pants instead.
Lyme> Cause, you know.
Lyme> heh.
* Lyme is thinking of Trash.
Dainichi> Which was awesome the way I planned it out, but I can't do it as well online
Lyme> Uhura and Inara having a catfight?
ChiDoll> who do Simon and River bond and/or fight with?
Dainichi> But essentially, he throws a knife at the first guy, shoots the second, and breaks the third's neck
Dainichi> Simon would be all learny and admirey towards Bones
Dainichi> And River would prolly hang with Chekov, since they're both hard to understand, for different reasons
Lyme> No way, River would bond with Spock.
Dainichi> Heh, prolly
Lyme> they'd be weirdos at each other
Lyme> and then someone would find them in a broom closet somewhere making out.
Dainichi> He'd prolly mindmeld with her to see what was wrong with her and then go all bibilty for an episode because of what he saw.
Dainichi> "VOICES VOICES SO MANY *weird gibblidygook*" *Mindmeld* "WHAWHATTHEFUCK!"
Lyme> BROOMCLOSET, I SAY!
Dainichi> They'd go make out in the broom closet and then scream gibberish at whoever found them.
* Lyme is suddenly hugely attatched to the idea that this would happen now.
Dainichi> Hehe
Lyme> spock would be all vaguely embarassed and sort of 'er, sorry' and River would spout some sciency-sounding gibberish about pheremones or hormones or something
Lyme> And just for extra added horror fun, Simon would have to find them so he could make one of those absolutely horrified to death faces like in Jaynestown.
DocObvious> This sucks - I bought more Christmas lights but Shelly said I'm forbidden to rent a cherry picker to put them up with. Now I have to find a ladder somewhere.
DocObvious> Then again, she said nothing about a helicopter...